Toronto, Canada - 8/01

My therapist just told me a joke.

twofishies:

professorfangirl:

timemachineyeah:

So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”

SIT DOWN.

nooOOOOOOooooo

"If anyone of you are going to come to England you’re going to stay at my casa"

August 1st   Toronto, Canada

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

radpghfem:

merisea:

How Beauty Procedures Looked In The 1930s-40s [x]

^ One of many great things to direct someone to anytime they start going off about how “real beauty” was appreciated back in the good ol’ glamorous retro days.

More info on that weird head vice created by Max Factor: It was called the “beauty micrometer,” originally created for the application of makeup on film actors, and didn’t really correct the application of makeup so much as pinpoint the exact places where makeup needed to be applied to ensure the actor’s face measured up to symmetrical, perfectly-proportioned beauty standards as much as possible. 

[on expanding her career to become a film director] It is more satisfying. You are more of a participant in the conception. I like having control. I think I have the capability. I’m a storyteller and an artist and I love what I do. So I want to be part of it more and not just show up and say my lines.

24-27
24. Where’s the last place you went?
 Golden Corral holla
25. Have you held hands with anyone lately?
i held hands w/ some of my cast members last night cos we pray before every show? but that’s it.
26. Has anyone let you down recently?
idk man… other than myself? maybe when my ex made me fall on my ass during a number in the show but it was partially my fault so that wasn’t a giant let down lol
27. Does it bother you when people try to make you jealous?
well considering how no one /purposely/ tries to make me jealous i wouldn’t really know 
wow these questions make me feel rl low about myself lol

mydogsnokes:

i miss when i was like 12 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake

gobrunetteniall:

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[One Direction lands in North America]

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